Kimmel said President Trump seemed to be doing a version of “You break up with me? I break up with you.”
“A constitutional crisis technically requires that one branch of the government push back against another branch,” Colbert said of the move to investigate the Russia inquiry.
The president accused the F.B.I. of putting a “mole” in his campaign — even though, Mr. Meyers added, “they knew full well that campaign was supposed to be weasels-only.”
A Senate panel released more than 2,000 pages of documents related to the Trump Tower meeting with a Russian lawyer. “You lost me at 2,000 pages,” Fallon imagined the president saying.
Colbert pointed out that the Chinese government had approved a Trump-related project just days before the president tweeted in support of a Chinese telecom.
The late night host was stupefied by a few recent tweets by President Trump, including one in which he pledged to get a Chinese telecom “back into business.”
President Trump said Kim had been “excellent” to the American prisoners he freed, and Noah wondered if Trump had developed Stockholm syndrome.
Fallon said he complimented Madonna’s outfit at the Catholic Church-themed event. Her reply: “Bless you.”
Fallon responded with glee after Giuliani, who works as a lawyer for President Trump, contradicted past statements by Trump during an appearance on Fox News.
The queries include “Does impeachment have anything to do with peaches?” and “How do you president?”