“The worst you did is make the subways run late — and the M.T.A. does that just fine without your help,” the “Late Show” host said.
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Mr. Noah compared recognizing Jerusalem as Israel’s capital to moving into an ex-girlfriend’s apartment building. “It’s not technically illegal,” he said — but it’s a bad idea.
Stephen Colbert didn’t let Mr. Bush, in his first televised interview since the infamous tape became public, get away with an easy self-exoneration.
Mr. Noah said that President Trump might be less likely to support a bill that benefits the rich if he were reminded that former President Barack Obama is among them.
Late-night TV hosts were already flatly calling President Trump a racist. Then he tweeted to mourn the loss of “beautiful” Confederate statues.
Mr. Kimmel pitched a plan he said he thought the president’s supporters might get behind.
The fired White House communications director showed unbending loyalty to the president, whose response to the violence in Charlottesville, Va., was criticized by late-night hosts.
Mr. Meyers gave President Trump a suggestion: “If you don’t want people to start taking drugs, stop making them think the end of the world is imminent.”
“North Korea has matter that’s fissile,” Mr. Meyers said. “It looks like they’re making a missile.”
Mr. Kimmel said he realized that the president was hard at work: “Just yesterday, he brokered a peace deal between the groundskeeper at the golf course and some gophers.”