Fallon said that after the Senate’s confirmation, “Kavanaugh would have clapped for himself, but he had already duct-taped two 40-ounce beers to each hand.”
Meyers and other late-night hosts said the F.B.I. seemed halfhearted in its investigation of sexual assault claims against Judge Brett Kavanaugh, the Supreme Court nominee.
Kimmel said, “I already get terrifying presidential alerts on my phone — they’re called the news. They come every day.”
Mr. Meyers also poked fun at Judge Brett Kavanaugh for his combative testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee last week.
More than one late-night host was taken aback by the judge’s testimony. “I haven’t seen this much crying and yelling since the Cubs won the World Series,” said Jimmy Kimmel.
After watching world leaders laugh at President Trump’s United Nations speech, Conan O’Brien joked, “He accidentally made some foreigners happy.”
“You don’t want to confirm a perv to a job where you get to wear a robe every day,” the “Late Show” host said after the latest allegation of sexual misconduct emerged.
According to a Spanish politician, President Trump sought to persuade officials in Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to curb migration from Africa.
The “Full Frontal” host asks: “How is it never the right time to bring up assault allegations against a rich white dude?”