With 15 months to keep the economy from crashing before the election, the president will pull “every trick in the book he has never read,” Stephen Colbert said.
The president is on vacation from the White House for 10 days, and late night is following.
After President Trump promoted a theory that the Clintons had masterminded Jeffrey Epstein’s death, Colbert said, “They couldn’t even mastermind a visit to Wisconsin.”
The late-night hosts were quick to point out that President Trump still owes the city more than half a million dollars for a campaign rally in February.
After the president said he opposed “any type of supremacy,” the “Daily Show” host wondered which nonwhite varieties he could possibly have in mind.
“Now, I wasn’t sure who Donald Ttump was,” Stephen Colbert joked Tuesday, “so I Googled him, and it said was he was a tuh-torrible tacist who shouldn’t be puhtesident.”
The hosts excoriated Washington for its inaction on gun control, with Senator Mitch McConnell a favorite target.
“I mean, it is 20 people and if I am generous, six of them should be up there,” Colbert said of the Democratic debates. “I’m looking at you, Steve Bullock.”
“In the end, the candidates came together around a unifying message: Click ‘like’ and subscribe!” Stephen Colbert said on Wednesday.