“If anyone here wants to be President Trump’s chief of staff, just raise your hand and the job is yours,” Fallon told his audience.
Filling in for an ailing Trevor Noah, Lydic joked: “Trump told us he’d build a wall, but he never said there’d be a service entrance.”
Defending his business practices on Twitter, the president sounded “like a stoner who just got pulled over on the way home from Burning Man,” Fallon said.
On Thursday, Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to lying to Congress about President Trump’s business dealings. Jimmy Fallon and other hosts celebrated the news.
The “Late Show” host said Mueller Claus was coming to town. “He sees you when you’re tweeting,” he sang. “He knows your hair is fake.”
After a police officer mistakenly shot a black Army veteran on Thanksgiving, Noah said it appeared that “the Second Amendment is not intended for black people.”
“How can one man possess all the stupidity of mankind?” asked the “Daily Show” host.
“President Trump is supporting bipartisan criminal justice reform, just in time for his entire administration to be indicted by Robert Mueller,” Noah said.
The “Late Show” host said the president’s foul mood had aides trying to avoid him. “Yes, they’re all holed up in the one place he’ll never go: a salad bar.”