With 15 months to keep the economy from crashing before the election, the president will pull “every trick in the book he has never read,” Stephen Colbert said.
New Trump rules will target immigrants who need public assistance. “Well, guess who lives in a free house provided by the United States?” Noah said.
After the president said he opposed “any type of supremacy,” the “Daily Show” host wondered which nonwhite varieties he could possibly have in mind.
“Now, I wasn’t sure who Donald Ttump was,” Stephen Colbert joked Tuesday, “so I Googled him, and it said was he was a tuh-torrible tacist who shouldn’t be puhtesident.”
Robert Mueller’s testimony before Congress left a lot of people unimpressed, the hosts noted. “And he only got 35 percent on Rotten Tomatoes,” Stephen Colbert said.
“Or as President Trump is calling it, ‘Narc Week,’” Jimmy Fallon joked Tuesday night.
The “Daily Show” host was amazed that West had gotten President Trump to try to help a jailed rapper. “It’s like he uses his MAGA hat like a magic lamp,” he said.
The hosts questioned the president’s claim that he’d tried to stop the chant (and his remark to the crowd that he had “nothing to do”).
As lawmakers argued over whether President Trump is a racist, Jimmy Kimmel reminded viewers that they’ll be able to cast their own votes on the subject next year.